Becoming a Quintiollionaire by being a Good Googler

Since it is hard to convey my invention to Earth, for even the most astute scientists, and people in government bang their head right against the wall as soon as I introduce it. I've had to use Google.com for countless things since I was about 9-10 years old. At first I used yahooligans.com but then I thought, I am already smarter than my whole freaking neighborhood in a lot of ways, so then I switched to the family friendly search engine, Google.com.

Once I figured out Google and how to identify who was an idiot, which took a little bit of time, I started a web development company called Desegni.com, self taught myself linux, and the server architecture behind websites, databases, and storage... then I really thought I could find the universe government and save planet earth with market economics.

Every school assignment I would use google and lewrockwell.com articles to write based on those principles, Anti-State (tax) Anti-War, Pro-Market.

Market economics (austrian economics) was taught to me by Lewrockwell.com and Mises.org, and more specifically I thought the best American leader for these ideals was Ron Paul. I fought for the Ron Paul 2008 campaign as a donator, a precinct chairman, and a peaceful campaigner on the streets of Iowa when I was 17 for the Ron Paul 2008 campaign. Also, with my friend Bob Schelerth we put up signs everywhere, and visited Chicago meetups and the Illinois State Fair.

Keynesian economics was taught to me horribly by every government school teacher, they thought they figured out the secret sauce for wealth, well they are simply a government school teacher, lol.

Ron Paul achieved ~10% of the vote in the Iowa caucus in the 2008 campaign. I drove his campaign leader to a caucus where Mike Huckabee's obese son was speaking horribly near Des Moines, Iowa. I was only 17.

About 2 years later, mind control was intercepted by a company outside of Earth in the universe, that company (Super Company) saved me from that evil group and recruited me quite rapidly. Those individuals who abused mind control on Earth have perished or are incarcerated to this day, since 2010.

Right after recruitment, I achieved the marriage magnetic bond with Jennifer, right as I turned 20. She was abused by them too, and I will take care of her with my major wealth as President and Chairman of Super Company. The hetero magnetic marriage bond is by far the most high profit margin invention I can possibly think of.

Google was great, and I hope they continue to be great and accept my 51% public tender offer for GOOGL later this year. I would happily give them a 7T USD Mkt Cap value, and be amicable leaders just like Sergey and Larry.

Have a great day.

John